We don't need less government, we need less families

Do you have a mortgage? Students loans perhaps? Maybe even an auto loan?

Well, shame on you! You are an evil, debt-riddled monster and you need to be stopped.

How dare you try to invest in your future! How dare you try to learn shit! And how dare you acquire a vehicle that allows you to get places!

If you can't pay for that crap with cash, you shouldn't have it.

You need to balance those books or risk saddling your children with an endless cycle of debt.

So drop those plans for their college education.

Ditch the orthodontics for junior.

And do not, I repeat, do not, fix that driveway. No matter how many times little Stevie has flipped his bike riding on it.

It's all wasteful spending. And it can't go on for one more minute.

If the federal government has to start getting rid of its debt, then dammit, families need to start doing the same.

Families have been bleeding this country dry for too long now. It's time for them to shape up or ship the fuck out.

Families. What a bunch of assholes.