Why are you listening to us?

18% of Americans think Obama is a Muslim.

33% of Americans believe in ghosts.


24% believe the moon landing was faked.

18% think the sun revolves around the earth.

51% believe in creationism.

49% think Fox News is trustworthy.

50% think Christianity predates Judaism.

37% are afraid of haunted houses.

20% believe aliens have abducted someone they know.

21% believe in witches.

41% believe Saddam Hussein was involved in the 9/11 attacks.

Most of us clearly don't know what the fuck we are talking about. So why would politicians give a crap that a majority of Americans don't want the debt ceiling raised?

You were elected to make intelligent decisions on our behalf. Stop listening and start leading.

I've got a Jewish alien witch in my backyard. I don't have time for this shit.