She snorts cocaine off oil drums!
She bangs basketball players!
She cheats on her husband!
Hey America, that sassy little lady from Wasilla is one funky lady, you dig? Behind those cat eye glasses lurks the soul of a wild woman. When she's not picking off wolves from her private helicopter, she's fornicating, philandering and freebasing her way around the country! What a gal!
Perry's a prick. Bachmann's a bore. Romney's a robot.
Isn't it time you took a second look at America's favorite heat-packing sweetheart?
Palin 2012. The sexy choice. The right choice. The only choice for America.