Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Penis Mightier

In today's news, the latest jobs report was a huge disappointment.

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Companies created just 38000 new jobs, much less than expected.

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Economists fear we are in danger of dipping back into a recession.

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Meanwhile, congress is playing games with American lives, arguing over a manufactured debt crisis.

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Leaving millions of


unemployed workers


in danger of losing everything

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they've ever worked for.

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The situation

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