Land of the free

So I walked into a store the other day and said I wanted milk, cereal, bread, juice, eggs, potatoes and peanut butter. Then I told them I didn't want to pay for any of it. They laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out of their store.

Next day, I wrote my congressman and asked for medical insurance and income support for when I'm older and security from people who want to kill me and my fellow Americans. Told him I didn't want to pay for any of it. He said, "no problem! I can even throw in two wars at no extra charge!"

God bless America.