I realize my little blog with it's low double-digit readership is probably not going to hold much sway over someone as inexplicably popular as Sarah Palin, but I still feel I have to try.
For the love of Zeus and all that is holy can this woman please, once and for all, just shut the fuck up?
We have been forced to listen to her mind-numbing drivel for over 2 years now and I'm not sure my brain can take another second.
Her latest gem? Slamming Michelle Obama for her efforts to curb childhood obesity, essentially calling it a "war" on dessert.
Holy shit! Are you kidding me? Yes, the first lady's seemingly well-intentioned concern for the health of our fat children is in fact part of a larger plan to kill Betty Crocker and Sara Lee.
These are the kind of comments I expect from the deranged guy on the subway platform, not from someone who holds sway over tens of millions of people.
And that's what makes it so fucking scary. Seemingly reasonable people all over the country listen to this woman and think 'wow, she's really got a neat point of view!"
What is it? The MILF thing? Her Fargo-esque accent? The wolf killing? What makes her so endearing to so many?
Whatever it is, just stop it. I'm begging you. If she ever becomes president, I'm going to have to move to Canada. And I fucking hate the cold.