Dear President George W. Bush,
On September 11, 2001, just 8 months into your first term, barely enough time to clean the carpets in the oval office, let alone put together a national security team, President Clinton allowed 19 Saudi men to commandeer 4 planes within our airspace, leading to the deaths of nearly 3,000 citizens.
Just to be extra sure, you were also smart enough to invade a country with no ties to Al Qaeda. Always keep 'em guessing, right? But it was also pure genius, strategically. By removing Saddam Hussein from power and ultimately killing him, you ensured that he and Bin Laden would never randomly meet and possibly develop a plot to kill us all.
Then, on Christmas Day 2009, just 11 months after you left office, newly elected President Obama somehow found a way to fuck up your fail-safe anti-terrorism plan, allowing a man to sneak a bomb on board a plane in his underwear. Incredibly, this did not lead to a new requirement mandating all air travelers remove their underwear prior to boarding planes in the US. Apparently, Obama just does not 'get' how to deal with terrorism.
But, thankfully, you still do. Because last night, despite being 2 years, 3 months and 11 days removed from office, you were somehow able to mastermind an operation that killed the most evil terrorist ever to roam the earth, Osama Bin Laden.
Today, because of your ceaseless work in defense of this nation, we can all breathe a little easier.
The Fox News Organization